Friday, January 30, 2009

Static and Hiss

Honestly, buddy, I'm too educated,
Handsome, suave, cultured, straight
Talking, yeah right, funny, intelligent,
Charity-minded, well-traveled, green,
Humble, well-endowed, hard working,
American, fresh off the boat immigrant,
Descendant, goddamn it, from the Mayflower,

To be shafted, fucked twice, madoffed,
Upside down mortgaged, underemployed,
Just handed my two-weeks, without a
Safety net beneath my fat ass, drugged
By 24/7 cheeky bullshit, rah, rah, rah,
Time for another SuperBowl commercial,
While I invest my last dime on a machine
That will lick my wife 280 times a minute,
Because the Cyalis just might finish me off,
What with the high blood pressure, and no

Health insurance.





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5 comments:

Joe Safdie said...

Fabulous poem, Linh -- you should send it to Keith Olbermann so he can read it at the Super Bowl on Sunday. But I do have one question . . . why the comma after "always" in the third line? Don't get it . . .

Linh Dinh said...

Hi Joe,

As is, "always" is a modifier for both "straight talking" and "intelligent." I was trying to be cute, maybe overly. In any case, I'm very glad you like it.

Cheers!

Linh Dinh said...

Yo Joe,

I just changed "always" to "yeah right," to gain clarity, at your suggestion, without sacrificing cutesiness...

Cheers!


Linh

Joe Safdie said...

That's a good shot, Linh. What I love in this poem is the turn between stanzas (signaled briefly by "goddamn it" in the last line of the first), where the guy, who started out giving the script that many of us have inherited (educated, green, etc.), starts giving voice to the anger and terror that results when all that is jerked away.

Matt Dioguardi said...

Good God, this poem sure is spot on.

Well done!

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